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Maybe the covid emergency will end May 11th

I thought umphate was some regular posters awful attempt at making a shitpost troll account…if this dude is real then jfc…you burned your bridges dude and aren’t actually trying to rebuild them, you just didn’t like the idea that you burned them

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@gatroe good thing your joke account got banned while we still have to deal with this fucking idiot.

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i believe in u umphate, just chill tho tbh honestly

and nobody liked me when i first joined the bort either but just post through it

actually maybe thats bad advice lol

ban @bluish too. and me! mainly me!

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Umphate was created in response to the state of officiating in major league baseball. After a week and a half of the pitch clock, he’s back for more.

Im here to be humiliated and humble

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Send me bitcoin

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Sorry, but I am not a conspiracy theorist

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They actually banned my IP address so I couldn’t even log into my real account. I’m glad the mods are doing everything they can to keep umphate and EB around

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Maybe you should have used a different IP or a VPN for your @mags account?

jk, we legitimately thought it was actually mags at the time.

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ā€œthe mods are actively trying to keep umphate around.ā€

Please don’t give the mods that much credit. Actually the mods are just playing a big game of chicken to see who will ban this round. I don’t remember where the ban button is, tbh. I’m just here to maintain the level of apathy you’ve all come to expect.

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Not our fault your troll game is basic

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Imagine telling everyone you know that umphate should be banned, like your life depended on it, and then wishing it never happened…

Send me bitcoin

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Semi colon?

Send me nudes

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Wouldn’t that mean my troll game is so good that you assumed it was actually another person?