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Maybe the covid emergency will end May 11th
I thought umphate was some regular posters awful attempt at making a shitpost troll accountā¦if this dude is real then jfcā¦you burned your bridges dude and arenāt actually trying to rebuild them, you just didnāt like the idea that you burned them
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@gatroe good thing your joke account got banned while we still have to deal with this fucking idiot.
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i believe in u umphate, just chill tho tbh honestly
and nobody liked me when i first joined the bort either but just post through it
actually maybe thats bad advice lol
Umphate was created in response to the state of officiating in major league baseball. After a week and a half of the pitch clock, heās back for more.
Im here to be humiliated and humble
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Send me bitcoin
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Sorry, but I am not a conspiracy theorist
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They actually banned my IP address so I couldnāt even log into my real account. Iām glad the mods are doing everything they can to keep umphate and EB around
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Maybe you should have used a different IP or a VPN for your @mags account?
jk, we legitimately thought it was actually mags at the time.
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āthe mods are actively trying to keep umphate around.ā
Please donāt give the mods that much credit. Actually the mods are just playing a big game of chicken to see who will ban this round. I donāt remember where the ban button is, tbh. Iām just here to maintain the level of apathy youāve all come to expect.
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Not our fault your troll game is basic
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Imagine telling everyone you know that umphate should be banned, like your life depended on it, and then wishing it never happenedā¦
Send me bitcoin
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Semi colon?
Send me nudes
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Wouldnāt that mean my troll game is so good that you assumed it was actually another person?