Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

defund -bort

chargeback the patreon cash

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Fyp

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What the hell are my Patreon dollars going towards?

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KB’s super PAC?

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GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICKS OUT!

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Nicely done mon frere

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Part poo? Are you a child?

Thread should be Random, Sultaneous Thoughts tbh. Or rename the old one in memory of a real one

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You know what they call it when you have to take a shit right after you shower?

Summary

A post malone

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HAIL SULTAN!

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I think I realized tonight after listening to the new UM intro tune that was released last Friday that instrumental UM may well be the best UM.

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Remember when soul tan ran around the hotel in ATL playing that shit-ass portable amp mindlessly waiting for people to walk up and talk with him?

I wish he fell on it when passing out this weekend for the first time ever and broke it

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New Sultan thread just dropped

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Better than YWUSIYBBYSTALARB

the lyrics to Red Tape are dark!! Can’t believe I never picked up on it before. The original lyrical stew is from the divorced Bayliss era

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It’s Umphrey’s Can’t You See

Another reason why emo Bayliss is best Bayliss

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What is the proper punctuation for a sentence like this? It’s so awkward… is it Umphrey’s’ … Umphrey’s’s, I don’t know what to do haha

Red Tape is probably my favorite song off mantis. Definitely my favorite song to catch live off that album

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yeah I’ve thought about that before, I think Umphrey’s’ would be the correct form but it looks so weird.

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