Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Dude, who in Ohio fucked your mom

Also ease up on pizza shots Florida man

Inb4 Florida man brags about seafood as if Florida invented it

lol, suite melt

we created microwaved mussels!!! maryland created seafood. everybody knows that.

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Picking Maryland blue crabs is dope

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Set II: Plunger (7) > U Fir > Creep (3) > U Fir (7)ā€”>(2.5 type 1-ish to end U Fir > JaJunk (3), Gulf Stream, Den

^ this was awesome

3 sentences is a melt? Donā€™t pull your elbow reaching old man

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Put
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Iā€™m all about :heart: bro

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E: Patience, Snucka

That was sick too

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papa johns is the absolute worst of any chain pizza place.

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Yeah pretty meh. My noob friends loved the set

Let me show you Michiganā€™s BC Pizza. It is the absolute tastiest cardboard youā€™ve ever had. It makes me want the reckoning that papa promised

I bEt miCHIgurnders fink is gUd pIzzA

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BC Pizza is trash unless youā€™re shitcanned and in the woods.

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WITAF are you talking about, no one buys BC pizza even when itā€™s available.

ā€œIm frum OH but live in a big shitty now so Iā€™m gunna shit on a place I donā€™t even live in and know even less about.ā€

Iā€™ve been in MI for 25+ years and didnā€™t even realize this shit chain existed. Sorry if you bought their crap.

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I love how @WhoDatVols keeps posting here like this is an actual UM thread.

Popeyes is great. What a treat.

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I remember when MTM was an incredible jam vehicleā€¦