Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Yeah but did you know No Diablo was written as a gift for an infant?

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Come on with the spoilers man. I paid $82 to hear Brendan say that

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Lolumphreys

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The Q and A at the cutting room event a few years ago was a disaster. Someone asked about fighting 100 ducks or 1 big duck, and someone asked about the difference between a JO and a stew. Glad they’re at least taking questions in advance this time

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If I wanted to hear someone speak about themselves I would just go and see Kanye.

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Out of all the drug bands Robert Hunter is the only one I would ever want to hear talk about what his lyrics mean. There isn’t a single other band I would care about really.

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for a band to be interesting enough to get something like this at least 60% of the band needs to have a drug problem. umphreys doesn’t meet that.

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Yeah this is the shit I’d pay extra for at a Jason Isbell or maybe The National show. Not fucking umphreys McGee JFC

Leave the stories for interviews. Not really interested in breaking up the flow of music that much at any show I go to

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You gotta fight 100 ducks. The amount of force a giant duck would be able to generate with it’s bill would be crippling. They also have very tiny but very sharp teeth that when scaled up would pierce the living shit out of our flesh and create deep puncture wounds.

Bacteria from the mouth of a duck + deep puncture wounds = game over, man.

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Fighting 100 ducks is just a shitty origin story for a bad superhero.

Yeah to be clear, I don’t want this from almost any band I see live…

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holy shit here’s his response to me! LOL!

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Have you printed this out and framed it yet?

Remember that time UM charged $100 for a movie that was free a few months later and we all did psychedelics at SCI instead?

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Would be the icing on the cake if they added Cory Wong as an opener.

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why the fuck would I do that?

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I mean, you have an email from THE KB. Super strong flex, IMO.

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he does know my name now…

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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