Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Maybe whenever I have to leave a meetings early to poop I should sign my emails:

Sorry gtg!

Dump City,
James

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Just wanted to say hi everyone!

You Walked Up Shaking In Your Boots But You Stood Tall & Left A Raging Bull,
SociableBenny

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Onward & Upward,
MS

Would have been gold tier sig material on oldbort

Nothing Too Fancy,
UMFree

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Oh man you just jogged my memory of a old friend who I don’t talk to anymore because he was a terrible alcoholic and asshole to everyone around him. But had this huge dark letters bold black font tattoo on his forearm that said NOTHING TOO FANCY.

Last I saw of him when I was home visiting my parents was at the liquor store and no shit he was bagging my bottles of booze. Had to wear an arm sleeve to cover that piss poor tattoo.

Wooooof

Lmaooooooo this fucking chode skipped his mom’s birthday to go all the way up to michigan from ATL to watch a band he’s probably seen 50+ times play in a parking lot. Icing on the cake for what his priorities are.

I love Umphrey’s but jesus dude there’s other things in life

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lol pretty sure he’s closer to 200

Imagine loving being a D-List celebrity for a 3rd tier jamband more than your mom

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Since 2014 or so. Oofsize.jpeg

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3rd tier? WTF

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Yeah we’ve been over this right?

Tier 1: Dead, Phish, Goose

Tier 2: WSP, Gov’t Mule, SCI?

Tier 3: tDB, moe., UM, STS9

Tier 4: Squeaky Feet

Tier 12: Fux

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I called them 6th tier earlier this week and I thought I was being generous

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I’d drop moe down a tier.

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And STS9 a tier below that…

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Wait, Tier 2 is all sorts of fucked up. GTFO of here and EAD.

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Yeah moe. got demoted to Tier 4 officially with the Holidaze announcement.

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Goose has transcended tiers btw. All aboard the Gooseship.

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God tier: Goose

Tier 1: Phish, Dead, tDB

Tier 2: WSP, Schpongle

Tier 3: UM, STS9

Tier 4: moe., Squeaky Feet

Tier 5: PPPP

Tier 12: Soul Tan jerking off in Jake’s backdoor

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I don’t make the rules, this came right off of Bobby’s desk in Mill Valley

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It’s funny that moe. declined so much. In 2006 I saw them open for The Who at the United Center. I wonder whose dick they sucked to get that slot.

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