send me #1s
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Is it confirmed that he is just a trustafarian? I just donât know how someone can stop whatever they are doing, couch surf all while hitting concerts
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pretty sure the $9,000 pedal board answers that
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$9000 pedal board
Jake guitar
Countless UM tix
Never a mention of a job (except that one time he sold a pin)
Def a trustafarian
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âI saw Umphreyâs slay in Pontiac, made a shit ton of music, and announced to the internet that I was going to beat off in Boondock Studios.â
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look at me now mom
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his mom was probably fucking stoked that he would miss her birthday. finally some peace and quiet, nobody jerking off on whatever used guitars and talking about being friends with 50 year old men.
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I learned an important lesson recently, which is that some people seem cool but are in fact not all that cool, while some other people actually really are cool, and now I will proceed to list a directory of them so you can know who they are
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Sultan shows up to his Momâs birthday dinner at Olive GardenâŚ
Mom: âwhy do you have to bring that broken guitar neck everywhere?â
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âcan i have a high chair for my âfriendâsâ old shitty guitar?â
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By saying he slept in Boondock studios, does that imply that Jake never let him inside his bedroom? Unless he crept in his back door
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FYP
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Could be trafficking flower to the ATL and laundering it through FUX. Thatâs what I would do if I was in his position. Way more exciting than cashing family money checks.
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Summary
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Summary
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Who the fuck has a signature of Onward & Upward?? JFC
1348,
Pooks
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