UM is sick!
Rippin bongos
Prehistoric funk
Raptor screeching ~> prehistoric funk
Are we just naming shitty vfj references? Lol
Idk Iām just trying to get on @gatroeās good side
Ironically enough, this weekend I hit it off with my friends girlfriendās sister who was in town visiting. She lives in St Louis and as a follow up, we are going to to the Friday Pageant show lol.
I think I just like to hear myself bitch and nobody irl will listen so I throw it in here and be dramatic. Iāll be back sooner than later to fluff 
Nah I just came in hot. Iāve accepted that UM is business first, band second a long time ago. Itās annoying but it is what it is. Tough for me to get mad about it when Iām still custying up for things like UMBowl.
The Bort is the place to come here and bitch. Thatās why Iām leaving for V4J
Start listening to some music that honestly expresses emotion and true talent
Pop punk
Curious when & where that Sultan post is from. If Iām not mistaken, Jakeās Bday is Dec 16, so that post was either from 9+ months ago, or Sultan is way off on his Jake knowledgeā¦or Jakeās Bday info is incorrect.
The only reason I have his bday locked in my memory so well, is that heās born exactly 13 days before meā¦so hetty, I know. 
I know BB is August & Kris is early April, because Iāve seen UM play those dates a few times.
Itās on his instagram, there isnāt a ton of posts on there so this one was just a handful of posts back. Go creep his IG, his cringe af
I think I am going to go to the South Bend show. Pray for me.
Someone once told me that they never forget my bday because itās the same as Ryan Stasikās and it made me want to vomit.
November 13th? Hetty.
T&P.
When is that show? Maybe Iāll come suffer through aborted jams and two 9 song sets with you
Sometime in November. Have a wedding in Chicago the day before, which is really the only reason I am going.
Yes, you can all buy me presents now.
It would match the flat brim I have.
More like YUX am I right?
