Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Also could be one of those trust fund kids that is on an allowance. He could get the car out of the impound but that would cut into wook expenses.

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Who in the Charleston area wants this bad boy??

Call me when it’s broken so I can do coke off of it

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He’s 100% a trust fund kid. The evidence is overwhelming. PRS, records his dogshit band at jakes studio, buys jakes guitar, as a ton of gear and the talent of someone that’s been playing for 3 months, goes to a million shows, used to be a bro, just bought a $300 pair of shoes, blew me off in Indy, looks like slimer from ghostbusters was cast to play prince in a biopic. What else do we need to know?

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Lmaooo I love that this is a proof point

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Lol, getting blown off by the Sultan…He probably found out that you floated the idea of keeping the band locked in their homes like slaves.

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Jamband Cringe thread is -------- that way ------->>

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Hahaha it’s like he’s salty about getting burnt by an absolute douche. I love it

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That’s probably it

In Sultan’s defense, he has a lot on his plate right now. Fake Bonnaroo side walk sets, running a FB page, awful UM shows, and between all that he still has to find time to reup and ignore his car.

He just needed a break from all the noise. All the people always trying to come up and get a piece of the Sultan. He just wanted to enjoy his jamless shows in peace. No hard feelings, fam.

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Sultan also mentioned having a ā€œheart to heartā€ with Bayliss during the run. I really fucking hate that they associate with that clown.

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they probably don’t put any thought into it other than ā€œthis guy sees every show, I’ll chat with him for a minuteā€

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Any band is going to make an effort to connect with their superfans, I don’t begrudge them that. And they are all pretty friendly and welcoming dudes that are generally down to chat with fans whenever.

What is awkward though, is if Sultan is talking to them, does the song ever come up? You know, that song that Sultan supposedly raised $10,000 for, that the band was supposedly going to write for them following an insanely idiotic and specific set of instructions that appears to have never come close to fruition? It’s gotta be an elephant in the room whenever they interact, right?

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He never collected any money AFAIK

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I’m pretty sure they have brainstorm zoom sessions every Tuesday night. Sultan is heading up to Jake’s place to begin mixing for the band after UMBowl.

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Also who knows if the band even actually knows a thing about it.

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Did they ever make a song for the dude that paid $10k through the actual legit auction they did?

I sure fucken hope so.

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@Professor_Shuapop

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