For some reason it just felt like bits and pieces of previous jams mashed together. Idk. Been kinda grumpy today but I can’t get into these recent UM shows to save my life
I would love a Sultan AMA on here
he would try to hard and it wouldn’t be funny at all. i think i may be in the minority of people who doesn’t give a shit about this losers well being and definitely doesn’t want him on -bort.
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I don’t think he’s a trust fund person. Cause he wouldn’t be driving a shitty car and woulda got it out by now. More leaning towards a coke dealer now.
there are no coke dealers who make themselves this visible and this insufferable. i knew a girl on permatour whose parents won the powerball and you’d think she lived in squalor her whole life.
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There are three big boobs in this picture.
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I would love to smack those stupid sunglasses off his smug @ass face.
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Boobs are tight though, drugs are even tight, but el sultán no es apretado.
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Been thinking about this and while I do agree with you, he’s almost like a case study.
Are you a trust fund kid? How is your car in the impound but you still go to festivals? Do Umphrey’s members actually like/tolerate you? How have you seen 200+ post-2012 shows and still love this band? How much coke have you sold Myers?
He’s like Hannibal Lecter. I wanna ask him so many things and afterwards never hear about him again
None of the answers to those questions will improve my opinion of him though
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if you want my psychiatric professional opinion, i think he’s playing a role. i think he’s absolutely a trust fund kid, and he thinks that by his behavior he seems relatable or interesting. i think that’s obvious by his drastic change in appearance from club kid to coked out wook. we all change growing up, but i mean come the fuck on. it’s all an act.
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I talked with sultan a second in Indy. Granted I was pretty hammered, but he couldn’t have blown me off harder. He is absolutely as gross as he looks in photos and now I know he’s a fucking dbag
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Does he smell as bad as one can imagine?
Didn’t get a solid sniff on him as I have a deviated septum. But I feel really confident when I say, yes. Yes he does.
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Not 100% on this but I’m pretty sure my buddies wife grew up with him in Atlanta. And I’m pretty sure she’s told me before that he comes from money
Seems like a dude that reeks of cheap cologne tbh
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