Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

whoever he ended up camping next to

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I’ll let you do some lines of blow of this guitar neck if you be my tech during other better bands sets.

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What’s the point of the guitar switch, if you are gonna have to tune it anyways?

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Time killer so you don’t actually have to play your songs. You just vibe on stage and soak it in sultan style

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The ā€œrevealā€ of Jakes guitar that he stopped using in 2015 was supposed to be a big deal.

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Assuming he waited until the crowd came to his set from umphreys so he could make a huge scene bringing out Jake’s G&L.

I’m sad I missed out walking by his set on my way to Billy Strings.

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Remember when he claimed there was gonna be a sit-in? Lol

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Jake decided to go watch Billy Strings instead.

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For real though, that would be hilarious if they had Jake line checked and everything and he just didn’t show up.

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He meant Jake was ā€œsitting inā€ via his old guitar.

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I feel so bad for that G&L. Put yourself in it’s position and imagine the downgrade your existence would experience.

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So I will partly disclaim this by admitting that I have never written a song, and I can’t even wrap my head around writing even the lyrics for an emo Bayless ballad.

But holy fucking shit, those are the worst lyrics I have ever seen. I can’t believe he posted those online. Sometimes you can get away with shitty lyrics if you drench the song in reverb and sing in a garbled tone, but he just put them out there for the world to see.

The highlight in my mind is imagining him really emphasizing the punctuation in ā€œJust like girls we just wanna. Have. Fun.ā€ in a line where he is rhyming fun with fun.

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Wait is this a inverted Rick Roll?? Is this just all an elaborate Rick Roll??

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You’re telling me the coked out attention whore doesn’t write cohesive lyrics and just rips off others? Color me surprised

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I’ve spent all morning working on my dragon shout

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$2 bills with that low-low circulation

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Kelli and Alyssa must be so flattered.

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This guy is mashing up multiple 80s pop song lyrics to his original song, with a title that I keep reading as Rocky Raccoon for some reason.

Honestly, this is very much in the vein of Soul Tan Era UM.

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revisiting today for whatever reason…

I know 4 chords on guitar but I could swap 10x faster than that.
ominousbeanbag’s comment was already removed… surprise.

this screen grab will probably come in handy at some point
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just absolutely insane that he’s just like hey let’s throw this Drake verse in there. thank god the audio is too muddled to make out any lyrics aside from ā€œrocky rockyā€ and ā€œfreedom!ā€


shinepigeon has some dope videos on YT. If anybody knows him they should reach out, he’s clearly not in a good place anymore.

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YT legend in need of rescue

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