whoever he ended up camping next to
Iāll let you do some lines of blow of this guitar neck if you be my tech during other better bands sets.
Whatās the point of the guitar switch, if you are gonna have to tune it anyways?
Time killer so you donāt actually have to play your songs. You just vibe on stage and soak it in sultan style
The ārevealā of Jakes guitar that he stopped using in 2015 was supposed to be a big deal.
Assuming he waited until the crowd came to his set from umphreys so he could make a huge scene bringing out Jakeās G&L.
Iām sad I missed out walking by his set on my way to Billy Strings.
Remember when he claimed there was gonna be a sit-in? Lol
Jake decided to go watch Billy Strings instead.
For real though, that would be hilarious if they had Jake line checked and everything and he just didnāt show up.
He meant Jake was āsitting inā via his old guitar.
I feel so bad for that G&L. Put yourself in itās position and imagine the downgrade your existence would experience.
So I will partly disclaim this by admitting that I have never written a song, and I canāt even wrap my head around writing even the lyrics for an emo Bayless ballad.
But holy fucking shit, those are the worst lyrics I have ever seen. I canāt believe he posted those online. Sometimes you can get away with shitty lyrics if you drench the song in reverb and sing in a garbled tone, but he just put them out there for the world to see.
The highlight in my mind is imagining him really emphasizing the punctuation in āJust like girls we just wanna. Have. Fun.ā in a line where he is rhyming fun with fun.
Youāre telling me the coked out attention whore doesnāt write cohesive lyrics and just rips off others? Color me surprised
Iāve spent all morning working on my dragon shout
$2 bills with that low-low circulation
Kelli and Alyssa must be so flattered.
This guy is mashing up multiple 80s pop song lyrics to his original song, with a title that I keep reading as Rocky Raccoon for some reason.
Honestly, this is very much in the vein of Soul Tan Era UM.
revisiting today for whatever reasonā¦
I know 4 chords on guitar but I could swap 10x faster than that.
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this screen grab will probably come in handy at some point

just absolutely insane that heās just like hey letās throw this Drake verse in there. thank god the audio is too muddled to make out any lyrics aside from ārocky rockyā and āfreedom!ā
shinepigeon has some dope videos on YT. If anybody knows him they should reach out, heās clearly not in a good place anymore.
YT legend in need of rescue
