Remember when y’all bullied this guy off the bort lol
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Light mode. Gross.
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Being run off the bort was among his credentials for Conduit’s Umphreak of the Month
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it’s actually the “shades of blue” theme but also idek how I got here and why I’m still here, the interface is the least of my problems
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life just doesn’t get any better than this
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SHOW THE ORDER! WE WANNA SEE WHAT YOU ORDERED!! #1s!!!
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Fitting street. I often say “Huzzah! Bravo Ter!” when I GITV with my sporting ter buddies.
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Sorry my wife tossed the receipt. I had 2 McDoubles, medium fry and large diet coke.
No #1s, but I can provide you a #2 in a few hours! 
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$40
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his schtick is not aging well
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Thanks to @thefussyasianman I was reminded of this legendary move by @skinner1251.
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LAY
OFF
THE
QUEEN 
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@thefussyasianman Thanks for liking a post right above this one. This is pretty disrespectful and unprofessional.
On the contrary, this is how UM has been approaching many jams for far too long.
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Upward represents everything I hate about modern UM.
I’m expanding on this because why the fuck not.
UM has some annoying dad rock songs. Whistle Kids, No Diablo, etc… but these are usually standard, non-set eaters. And importantly, they RARELY TAKE UP JAM SLOTS. As UM transitions from a jam band into a band that jams, replacing slots that could be organic “uplifting” jams with canned “uplifting” songs pretty much encapsulates this annoying transition.
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Well said. Nothing like getting HBB > Upwarded when you’re feeling good
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