Its wild hearing all of these Myers stories. When I first got into UM, living in the IL burbs, everyone would say they knew a chick Stasik banged. I never head anything about Myers
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Honestly most of my super crunchy hippie friends are open anyways
I dont have as many of those. Stasik was probably with the really hot mega-rich suburb fans
I hung out with the moderatly hot and broke suburban kids. We got Kris and liked it
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Hahaha that killed me
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On a good day maybe Jeff Austin would throw us a rock or two
That is life as a drugged out IL jamband mega-fan circa 2005-2012
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I should really crawl back into my hole and leave this place alone. I feel like 1.5 months of me is enough
You do you. If thatâs whatâs right/healthy for you, I support it.
But donât do it cuz youâre somehow belittling the umphreaks over Kris getting kicked out of the band.
Youâre good and +EV in my book
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Donât. Love having you around.
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Youâre good, man. I donât think any of us object to you being here at all!
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Talk dirty to me
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Iâm a poker player and sometimes poker/gambling vernacular is just the best possible way to express something 
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I just dont want to shit on anything anyone loves but i guess it will probably be at least a few months before Kris gets kicked out of another band and i get sucked in
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Real professional degenerates know what is up
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So it seems like the reason everybody is having such a hard time with the news is that so many of you had a physical connection with Kris.
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If you donât have a Myers cock block or sex story have you really ever toured? I have at least one I can think of during the NYE pageant run.
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The band loves St Louis
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Not sure if Iâm proud or terribly ashamed to be a 2X Eskimo brother with Kris. 
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Let me mock up a flow chart and we can get to the bottom of this in a professional setting.
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We have probably crossed tips in our own way! Hell yea brother
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