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Can you big ugly dudes at shows please just find a girlfriend or boyfriend whatever youâre into and stop grabbing these poor ladies asses. My âwifeâ would gladly knock someone out if this happened to her.
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Lol same.
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Is he wearing two sportcoats?
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This is just so strange
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Really looks like it
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I watch some dumb things but seated viewing of cubs players and some dweeb playing wine pong sounds like a terrible use of my time.
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Just use the bort bro
How in the hell does KB end up doing this anyway? Maybe he will fail upward into landing some position with Marquee network.
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Iâm assuming he has made himself known in Cubs circles by constantly throwing money around.
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Heâs the Sultan of the Cubs fanbase
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on a positive UM note, some very kind redditor gave me 2 free tickets to the Grand Rapids show.
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Interaction from Sunday night at Spafford:
Dude walks up to me: Are you here with your boyfriend?
Me: no
Dude: immediately tries to grab my hand and dance with me
Me: takes a few steps to the left
Then he continued to just stare at me and reach his hand out like maybe I was going to change my mind or something. I could tell my cousin wanted to say or do something, as did I. Thankfully a few mins later he walked up to rail and annoyed other people or maybe they were his friends idk but glad he moved away from us. Just because Iâm not there with someone doesnât give you the green light to try to dance with me or touch me in any way.
Fortunately, I havenât had many bad interactions at shows. Hate that I even have to say it that way though.
My worst experience by far at an UM show was 5/18/18. @ski-bUMâs piece of shit friend thought that since we went to the show together that that meant we were going to dance together. For context, I had just met him that day. It was just the 2 of us that night until @ski-bUM and some other midwest peeps flew in the next day. He was in the same frat and friends with Tross and one of my life long family friends, so I assumed he was good people. Nope. He would not leave me alone. Kept trying to dance with me. Got mad that I didnât want to dance. I would move and then he would come fucking find me!!! Eventually he blacked out, left the show and wandered the streets of providence. I ubered back to the airbnb by myself and he shockingly made it back at some point. I will never let @ski-bUM forget about that night. Worst part.. he was also doing HBC with us the next night. I told him to not speak, look, touch me that night. I just pretended he didnât exist. He pissed his pants post show and passed out on the couch at the Captains Quarters. Earned himself the very fitting nickname of piss pants. Dude fucking sucks.
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dude looks like 14 year old Josh from Drake and Josh
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Oh I didnât know piss pants had that bad of a back story! Glad we ridiculed him at HBC
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lol what the fuck is this shit.
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Itâs like this but not funny because it isnât a fictional sitcom.
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Yeah he sucks. Then had to see him again a year later at @ski-bUMâs wedding. Idk why heâs still friends with him lol all his other friends are awesome besides that fuck
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#Cancel@ski-buM
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