did you see it before his edit?
“@zencer you own me $5”
seems to me, that YOU, zencer, owns HIS $5 and he should pay up
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Thank you lord for this blessing of five dollars 
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My .02 not that it matters. UM has hours of great listening material at my fingertips and I could easily skip past the bad and listen to anything I want to without getting a repeat for a long time. You can say the same for Phish, Dead, tDB, DMB, and several other bands that fit the genre. It’s real easy to avoid anything that anyone feels is subpar.
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TIL people still listen to UM
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What does TIL stand for?
I agree with this and dont think i have ever really claimed otherwise
You’ll be saying it when you figure it out
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Damn, well played!
Also, fwiw, i dont have any malicious thoughts or feelings towards you. Even if you like pussy dosages of THC
Edit: i think snucka knows i didnt mean anything in the thread earlier, but also was more aggressive towards you
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TIL stands for at Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn’t arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
The baby’s head starts to crown and the medics still haven’t arrived.
This is where it gets crazy…
It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately “muddified” by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling “welcome to the party bitch!” before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby’s face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster’d.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn’t make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid’s face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can’t let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid’s hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid’s face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
Shit was crazy as hell.
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All time epic bort fail on my part. I mean i actually copy and pasted that and hit send
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Dead.
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This is Bort progress from the events of today.
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I mean i am very mentally ill. I dont always realize how i am coming off
Doubt i needed to say anything, but all the same
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True, but then where will I direct my anger and disgust at subpar jams that don’t appeal to my tastes? What about that
You only get to TIL TIL one time in this life.
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As a neurodivergent, I say things that I thought sounded perfect in my head, only for it to go off like a fart in church all the time. I criticize about every one of my posts here because I think I sound dumb or uninformed or sometimes mean. You’re human bro, it happens.
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I appreciate it. I dont really care if people ever think poorly of me, just never want people to think i am trying to do that to them or make them feel bad
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It was a pretty heady moment
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Very little anyone here has said to me ever gets under my skin. If it did, I’d leave. I hope you find a good balance in regards to your well being
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