I’d contribute $100 to nominate @Whinergetsnothing to be the dissenting voice in the songwriting process.
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I am already doing that for free
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We should all throw down $10 and choose someone to represent us. Then we will completely fuck the entire process up.
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This is honestly a perfect application for his unique skillset
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God I love capitalism
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Wait but who will run it
THE BORT IS HOTT TODAY
HOPE EVERYONE IS READY FOR THEIR “WEEKEND”
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Is it Monday already @Whinergetsnothing
Is this Mark guy on the bort? That Facebook group is a cesspool of snowflakes. I can’t wait for Umphrey’s to write another song I can take a piss during.
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“Weekend” is the Bort equivalent of “wife”
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We can share the women we can share the whiiiinnnneee
We can share all the salt bout no stews, and we gone share all the time
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Anyone know when this dude started going to shows? Not that that matters at all, I just feel like I use to recognize everyone when I was seeing them all the time from 05-13. I still see them a decent amount, but for as much as he is the ultimate fan I have legit never seen him in person
This thread got GOOD. All in on Sultan being the highest bidder that exchange about the highest bidder was shady af lmao
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No idea, never met him in my life. Must’ve been after I slowed my touring down around '16 or '17.
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And honestly, then we could talk shit on VFJ about how a few dozen jaded vets get more done than a massive fb group of noobs
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I just started seeing the purple suit in the past few years. He lives in ATL (per @Random_Ass bromance screenshots), so I feel like I would’ve seen him if he was around before that.