Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

Now this is a bort certified idea

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Seems like you can pay them to do anything.

If I won: please write a song about a boy named Jimmy, his pet cat Poster Nutbag, a big dog named Harpua, and a goldfish. Maybe have the cat die.

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378 Bort users - that’d be $26.46 per person to never hear Whistle Kids again.

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I kinda hope that the top bidder is a phish fan and makes them write a troll song about how shitty they are.

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Curious to know what the actual bar is. I am assuming it is pretty low.

Not too costly tbh

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Surprised nobody called me out for fluffin stats with 400 earlier

  • Retire Whistle Kids
  • Unretire Nachos 4 Two

0 voters

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Nachos for Two isn’t that good
Whistle Kids sucks

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That’s first time I’ve really had to think about an internet poll in years.

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I was about to ask which one of you guys did this, but then I realized he probably made it himself

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Just realized I got unbanned from V4J. Nice

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Is that Sultan?

Yes and he 100% made that.

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Wow. The “Before Umphrey’s” picture is somehow douchier than I expected given the nickname.

I’m telling you, he is Rockstar Richard to a T.

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lol, you joined that group?

Ha I joined too to see whats going on. No way I’m actually paying though

Can you all keep us posted with screenshots ideally

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