considering creating an account to call this guy a fuckin dork
Don’t be hating on the Edge.
nailed it!
Mark needs a hug. And y’all are mean. Funny. But mean.
Who this fuckin guy?

Everyone go back to Reddit and upvote the BMG copypasta i just dropped in sultans thread.
Jesus what a dork
I’ve really gotten over pedals. I can’t keep up with this craze of boutique pedals that make you sound like everything but your guitar. I can’t get my head around it. So you don’t want to play a guitar [properly] so you buy a box that makes it sound like an algorithm, like you just fired up your computer and you can spend the night staring at your fuckin’ shoes? C’mon man…
I know I’ll get shit for saying this, but it’s fucking lazy. It’s insulting to people who spent 35 years playing and learning, like a lot of players. And we continue to work at it! These guys can barely play a chord but call themselves soundscapists. Get the fuck outta here! It’s bullshit. There’s so much masking and spin going on there. Can we get real for a minute? What do you actually play? Pick up an acoustic guitar… try that!
this is it. this is how the sultan finally finds us and sees this thread
Please dear god. Let’s get him on here so we can show him how much we all talk about him. He’ll take it as a compliment
And an upside down guitar. What a nerd.
You guys are soft. Post the sultan memes
Looks like one of those is custom. One button is for sultan and another is for fux.
That’s a gig rig switcher. About $1k and needs to be programmed
At least he agrees with us on Zonkey, but don’t worry, as a long time supporter (5 years), he understands that TLS is a top tier album

“Long time supporter”
wow he’s like a free street team


