Stasiks wife has her paws all over their merch now I guess #HGTV
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I fux hard with the acoustic 40s theme on the Brendan and Jake album
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Huge Write up on how epic Zonkey is!
Live Laugh Rawk
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You’re straight up lying to me if you sit there and tell me
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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve jammed Zonkey with my family/friends who aren’t hip to the scene
girl, SAME
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oh damn this section tho.
“Tips & Tricks on How to be an Umphreak”:
https://mulcheobliged.wixsite.com/1348/tips-tricks-on-how-to-be-an-umphrea
Now let’s talk about standing in line for the show. It all depends on what spot you’re trying to snag in the venue. I am a rail rider. This means that I like to stand right up front on the rail. This is a big reason why I show up early and stand in line. A lot of umphreaks are competitive over their rail spots so if you would like to be up there, I suggest showing up at least 2-3 hours before the doors open.
Bottom line, if you’re really serious about a good spot, you need to act serious
SOMEONE GO GET WAC. WE HAVE FOUND HIM A “WIFE”
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that font/color scheme is brutal on the eyes
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A few more pieces of advice for the actual shows is to wear good and comfortable shoes that you can boogie in because there will be a lot of that going on. It’s also not a bad idea to stretch your neck out routinely because of all the headbanging going on.
Make sure to stretch your neck guys
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is this a euphemism?
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It’s not a great concert unless you need a cryogenic therapy session the day after.
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9/1/08 is a real fun 40s
Why do her articles always have these random double spaces
One I noticed was “Do you really want to risk loosing it?”
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I thought I was supposed to protect my neck, Wu wouldn’t lie to me
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Dear Lord, I just read the whole How to be an Umphreak section and I don’t even know what to say but it wouldn’t be very nice so I’m not saying anything at all.
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Pretty upset they mention FB/twitter for UM community but not the bort.
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Will the vfj song ever happen?
@discobot fortune
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Outlook not so good
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