Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

VFJ custying up for their crowdfunded “masterpiece.”

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I took a shit that clogged the pipes. Sorry for the spam, UM has a song called Plunger so I figured it was relevant.

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And obviously you only took that shit so you could one day post it to the Bort…

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@gatroe I can organizr the schoolie, tanks, and bort balloons for the endeavor.

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Word I forgot about the ice cold fatties, great call. Huge oversight on my part. That’s why we keep you around here.

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ALL DEALS FAM

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I love how there’s absolutely ZERO doubt in his mind that they will collect the $10k and the pay team um. Like the fact that people are gonna flake hasn’t even remotely crossed his spectrum of thought. The song is already written and on the next show’s setlist in his delusional mind.

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this whole thing makes me incredibly proud of my well organized laundry

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Bravo for Eric

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Sorry if ya ain’t

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Get this man a Bort invite

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Oh wait I think he’s on here

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Yessssss

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Sultan with the classic “haha you have a last name that’s like another word” heater of a comeback.

2nd grade me would be impressed for sure

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Was this in response to the cringe ass interview he posted of himself?

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No, his music release that he recorded at Jake’s studio.

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Sorry. I just lose track of all the times sultan self plugs himself.

Did you hear he recorded at jake’s studio?

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