Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

Lol a 5 part song with fucking “meteor guitar” is not too much but requesting it be a specific length is lmaoooooooooooooooooooo this fuckin guy

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Legit dying at that. Holy shit

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Yeah it’s sooooo ridiculous

I hope they debut this shitty song in Atlanta at their first shows back next summer (unless Covid fucks us in the ass again, which it will). Then I hope I’m standing next to this guy, I’m pouring my overpriced $15 beer at this ATL venue on his head.

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It does look like most of the artists are brostep DJs

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I will put $$ on this song never being played live

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Actually has a bunch of UK dubstep guys like Hatcha too. I like a lot of their roster but yeah it’s like half sonic bloom trash.

TBH I didn’t recognize 90% but the 10% I did was sonic bloom shit so I made a broad assumption.

My favorite on the roster is Commodo probably

https://youtu.be/F6IAaYX5Nx4

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We can only hope, unless KB cracks his dominatrix whip.

Rezak went to high school with a bunch of my buddies and I knew of him as a pretty damn good guitar player back then. He’s actually got something on his resume to back him up but still that website was cringeworthy.

Been busy at work during the day and looks (JO) like I’ve missed some solid Borting. What a smooth segue from Sultan > Rezak. Rezak at least is a good musician but that bio gives straight douche chills.

Also just want to say the dash Bort this year has been the most fun I’ve ever had on here. So glad I’m a part of this group instead of being a full V4Jer.

I can’t wait for RR 202? I’m expecting all of you to show up for this. I want full rows of Borters just complaining about jams and congratulating each other. I want to be able to look to my left and be handed 6 oil pens from @OSUmBeaverPhreak while also being handed a bag of mahl from @timewilltell while simultaneously crossing my arms next to @opsopcopolis while @cshore and I complain about Jake’s note choice during his Seasons solo and @cryan024 and @Whinergetsnothing tell us how much better the Biscuits would have been. All while @Random_Ass is chomping throughout the set at @funktastic trying to explain how strong UM’s discography is as a whole and that only liking 10-12 of their songs is a disgrace.

We should think about getting a Bort Bus/RV type of situation. If we could get 100 of us to all throw down $100, I think that might cover everything. I’ll make a separate thread on the Ninja Bort so DM me if you’re interested. I’ll get in touch with @discobot and we’ll get things taken care of.

As the late, great JBG once wrote, “I’m gonna go out and party! I got a brand new mission, so bring your ass to the party!”

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he might be the biggest loser on the planet

No sorry I don’t see umphreys anymore

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Congratulations

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@cryan024 just crushing his borting lately. But great work today everyone, many chuckles had over here.

Congratulations.

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I didn’t get tagged in this post. But I also didn’t read this post. So screw you. I think. Idk.

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You’re unworthy.

Congratulations

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Sounds about right. @gatroe witness me senpai

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i hope the v4j song is called billy and the clonasaurus

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