Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

[discobot]

Ask again later

[Random_Ass]

Are you in on it, too?!

@discobot fortune

[discobot]

Better not tell you now

[Random_Ass]

Oh shit

[snuckaskitchen]

I embarrassed my self on the golf course Sunday so I threw on my dance jams playlist, smoked a spliff and went to Wendy’s. I was listening to 2/5/11 1348 when I ordered. This was my receipt.

[hbbubblebath]

Paging @cshore

[UMFree]

well thats a loaded question with a lotta in’s, out’s and what-have-you’s. Inflation, Waful, purple suede fabric availability, is @ass a mod yet etc etc etc

But congratulations for asking bro!

[UMFree]

Also, the “congratulations” joke has no idea of the sheer abuse and beating that it’s about to succumb to.

That ones gettin pummeled into the ground.

[gatroe]

Goodnight bro, congratulations

[ass]

Congratulations

Barber!

[toomanypomas42]

Just thought I would bump this back into discussion

[Whinergetsnothing]

Cracks me up. Tried explaining it all to the girlfriend and she was like " so this is about that Umphreys band that you don’t even like?

[CarpetCrawler]

What the fuck?

[cshore]

I’m only on VFJ to get laid

[ass]

Excuse me. You tried explaining it to your what?

[ass]

Y’all make me want to create a sock puppet Facebook account. I could just let you all feed me trolly things to say in the VFJ.

[stringz]

I’m only laid BC I run vfj

[anon72818525]

@cshore

I’m only on VFJ to get paid

• Sultan

[cshore]

Fuck I missed so much quality borting today. good work guys

Congratulations @stringz

[cshore]

Seriously though if anyone wants they can send my band $10k and I promise I won’t write a shitty UM song for you