Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

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But imagine the melts…

“I get way more than two beers during a VIP set…”

Okay 5 beers and still that standard 2nd self and a meet n greet. But that’s where Sultan thrives. He gets all the selfies with the band which automatically makes them friends.

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fuuuuuuck this is what i was thinking. excellent work

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More collusion than a hodor Sheep game

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I’m trying to explain to the ‘wife’ why I can’t stop laughing. She doesn’t get it

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Jake came to my hotel room in madison once and I did blow with kris once or twice. Should I ask them to write a song about me?

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No, but you should post a bunch on facebook about how you know them and talked to them on sunday and then ask for $10k from a bunch of random wooks based on that supposed connection

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One time Joel tried to talk to me when I was too high on mushrooms to engage. I let him keep talking tho. I guess you could say we’re pretty tight. I’m cool.

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I do know them, we’re obviously very close.

Please think I’m cool.

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i know people who bought $100 bottles of whiskey as gifts just to hang with joel for 15 minutes post show.

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:shushing_face:

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I have Joels number in my cell phone, ripped a joint with Bayliss and Jeff Austin, and another joint with Joel and Ryan. Can I be the new prophet of VFJ?

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You certainly have the resume

Do you play in a shitty 7th tier drugband?

7th?! that is some high praise

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I remember talking to Jake during the Steelers vs. AZ super bowl before a show at First Ave. When it looked like the Steelers might lose, Jake seemed really worried that Stasik would be unbearable for the rest of the night.

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I feel like he would be more unbearable if they won.

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