Live in the Boondocks

I got a nice, crisp $20 that’s needs to be spent. Who’s got my ice cold fatties?

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Oh I get it now. Yes, that’s a good rule.

Dude save that for a trashy hooker

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Welp. That was dope. See y’all tomorrow night.

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That was worth it

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY KB

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What was the record they put on after it was over?

The recent ABT album?

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Sounded like Ali Baba’s Tahini to me. Probably the newest album.

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Yep. I knew I recognized Jake’s voice. Couldn’t place the song though.

what’s happening?

Yes, the newest one.

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@jwelsh8 TG was fantastic. Tell the boys they sounded great and turn down Jake

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Nah leave Jake up. Being ear raped by Jake with the cans on forced me to pay attention to all the little amazing shit he does

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look for the new Fall merch line at finer retailers near you

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KB will owe me 20% for that

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KB will charge you 20% for that. You’re using Jake’s likeness.

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@thefussyasianman @Random_Ass

Working on getting photo links up

https://the-bort.com/t/umphreys-gear-thread/4291

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Hadn’t been cawked in so long. It felt so right.

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Hoping Jake’s wife was the real MVP and took the kids away for a couple days so the guys can all do drugs and chill in nature all night drinking beers

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They need it