Kris Myers out

Zero

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Good morning,

Fun fact. I just discovered that the Sevendust music video for their 2023 smash hit “Everything” is exactly 4:20 long. Heady

I am about to light up and turn this bitch up to Eightdust

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Not if he has been on social media the since he got fired

@funktastic worked his ass off for this gig. Hes not letting some jabroni from Kick the Cat steal his thunder

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Don’t make me tap the thread title

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Waffle is my favorite Sevendust song.

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Myers is going to nail those “whatever you say!” backup vocals live

has anyone ever told you that you are an idiot?

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He is suddenly exiting with no final show and a tour about to start. Do you really think it was a “mutual decision” over creative direction?

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Maybe this will lead to a new golden era of Umphrey’s McGee that coincides with the golden era of America.

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I sure hope you are being sarcastic

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One can dream

Changing the name of the Chicago River to Gulf Stream so we can stop selling out to those fucking commies

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Go back to Reddit.

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The band will be accepting a big beautiful airplane from Marcus Rezak. Only suckers wouldnt take a machine like that with all the hair products and paintings of himself he has on the walls. Can you believe all he wants in return is to sit-in at the next 10 Seattle shows so he can blow these little ikemans minds?

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What stage of grief are you in? Seems there’s some denial and bargaining going on.

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What’s the most embarrassing of 2025

  • Spafford mean girl drama
  • Goose and the creepy drummer
  • UM and the dude she told you not to worry about
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I’m sure if you email the band and their management team they will provide you with a full timeline of the events.

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Joel caught Kris making out with the girls in his harem

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hate to say it but most embarassing answer is knowing what any of these things mean

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