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@StoneJackBaller and I are going to isle of palms next week to get to the bottom of this
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Snooze you lose sucka. You’re already our number one phanner, you just don’t know it yet.
I am? For what? Down for some juvenile beach bro activities
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To get to the bottom of all this nonsense. We can see UM 3.0 together on the beach holding hands
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Lol UM has shows coming up??? Oh lord.
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Exactly why we will be there together
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I’m gonna wear a plunging v neck and bother people for coke all night
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fuck yes. got a buddy who would probably quit his job to play lead guitar.
I cant stand to be away from you
STAY AWAY
STAY AWAY
STAY AWAY
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Kris can hook us up with the Coke brother
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Can’t believe @jwelsh8 isn’t around anymore for all this. I know he secretly loves us
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He’s responding on reddit but not here
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In all fairness, he received so many likes because it was in response to a snarky hodor comment.
But to your point, a lot of us actually still have affection for this band. You don’t see a band 30, 50, 100+ times because you hate them.
Umphreys is like our favorite sportsball team. We scream at the TV when they screw up and cheer when they win.
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Thats because the Bort has been toxic AF for years
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What a LOSER!!! Amirite???
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Seen 1 Day Ago
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Bro watch your mouth. That post is from a top 1% poster
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Oh hell yea. He’s a lurker now. My man
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Apparently JWelsh is a -Bort patron too
Didnt he play sheep not too long ago?