Kris Myers out

Then they formed a shitty band with other guys who were kicked out of shitty bands for not taking the vaccine.

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Lmao Dickey Barrett.

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@GizaButler well done post the QR

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After reading this Reddit thread….

I’m so glad I stuck around here. Y’all are the bees knees

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I don’t have the strength to go through V4J posts, but I’m guessing there’s some gold there.

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Somehow I doubt this

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Not sure if its possible to file a class action libel lawsuit but I’d love to find out.

Did Kris sneak a sentence in there?

Sorry to disappoint.

Good stuff got nuked anyways

This got #BMG’d I fucking love you guys.

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I’ve made out with plenty of people backstage, too.

My best friend and I did blow with Kris on 12/30/07 after he sat in on “Teen Town” with Brainchild at the Kinetic Playground across the street. He would not shut the fuck up. We all hooked up with lammy-sluts he had lined up at an after hours underground club.

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Idk, was able to dig this up. I think its pretty good.

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reading that comment history makes me so happy I deleted my reddit account.

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I really need to delete my Reddit. But im having a lot of fun on this r/umphreys thread rn.

Check this one out.

“Yeah that’s why I stopped going there. It’s basically anti umphrey’s former “fans”, if you can even call them that, who use it to talk shit about everything UM does. Keyboard warriors who I’m sure most can barely play an instrument who critique down to the last detail of every show. It’s like an obese sports talk hosts who can’t even walk up a flight of stairs judging the weekend football games every Monday morning. Just sad pathetic losers. Check out their comments about past shows when they watch them live. “This jam is boring what are these losers doing; that was a good jam but they should have kept it going why would they stop there; why are they playing this song right now at this point in the show terrible choice; these A and B sections jams are OK but they kept switching too much; SO glad I don’t go to see UM anymore” (but watch and listen to all their shows and try to look for any negative opinions they can find to act like their some kind of musical geniuses.) Those guys are pathetic, UM plays what THEY WANT TO PLAY, because it’s their band and they’ve been at it for decades and do whatever the fuck they want. Those people are not, and will never be, as talented or achieve any success remotely close to UM. The band can play whatever the fuck they want, it’s their band and their music. If you don’t like it stop listening and leave. Maybe go listen to Goose if UM doesn’t cut it for you.”

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I hope your biscuits are dry

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Love the citation of the source here, that’s grade A reddit-ing.

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Phish phans are way worse.

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