That’s my favorite part. She was famAF
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Thanks for the rec! Unrelated… can I borrow your laptop to check my email real quick?
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Maybe Myers is going to be focusing more on this.
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Stupid sentence requirement
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Maybe he’ll do a new jingle for Coke.
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End of an era. Most of you have been seeing UM much longer than I have, but for this to come out of the blue so suddenly really hurts man. I figured after his shoulder surgery it would be Kris 2.0 and he’d be with them til they hung it up. But with a man of his talent, and things like dwindling ticket sales, no more red rocks, etc, I can try to see his logic behind leaving. Still though. Sucks. Thank you Kris
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It’s a really sensitive subject. He burned every bridge by making out with everyone’s girlfriends. Dude cast a wide net.
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Joel caught him looking up porn on his laptop one too many times
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Miss tinkles was actually about Kris splooging on everyone’s laptop
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It’s your standard divorce. Mom says “we’ve decided to separate” and dad pulls you aside later to tell you Moms leaving him.
You never find out the truth and it doesnt matter.
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Just remember its not your fault and that stupid bitch whore and i still love you
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Imagine thinking the band owes you anything or that they would make any of the details public.
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Major R2R 10 spoiler
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Excuse me, I’ve been subjected to Hollywood Nights multiple times, I think I’m owed plenty
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They owe me everything bro.
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From what I’ve heard it’s not good my bros
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I don’t think they can pay that debt.
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Since I’ve gotten my Nugs account in 2022 and started following UM closely, this band has had not the best path. This is off the top of my head. Coming off of Covid shows and no NYE shows, I’ve seen…
Jake hiatus
Canceled UMBowl
Frasco Fiasco
Kris surgery
Downsizing in venues
Kris divorce
I won’t ever get to catch the magic some of you did, but the historical catalog will always be great IMO. Truly hope that there’s some spark to follow this unfortunate event, and everyone is inspired to do great in spite of it.
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He made out with all the lawyers, too.
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Honk honk
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