Jamband Cringe Thread

JESUS CHRIST WTF

No

Pls tell me the Bort has no SA

To my knowledge of being here since 05, no

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I know there’s only a very small number of women here, but I’m honestly surprised i haven’t seen any bros acting thirsty on here since I’ve joined.

I’ve been sexually assaulted but it wasn’t by the bort.

It was goose… I still have flashbacks to them laughing through their stupid mustaches while passing my tidy ass around.

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My bad dawg

What about that GSBG guy that was a diddler? In like MI or something. He was a borter

Was he on the bort tho? I thought that was just fb dude

Oof I def don’t remember if he was

I feel like i heard about this. Wasn’t he the founder of their fan club or something?

Yea didnt think that dude was borter. Just a facebook pedo

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Ah yes, the general run-of-the-mill type

That makes me happy. I feel like he would have been absolutely destroyed on here. I mean he already was skewered on here through the Facebook post

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Idk, I thought I remembered @toomanypomas42 saying he knew him and he was a borter years ago

The -Bort
Free of SA allegations
Since 2005 (hopefully longer than that idk the inception of Bort)

Nice work people :clap:

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Was umphreaks like 04? When did og bort start

I feel like it might have started in 2002. Maybe @Stupac recalls?

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not sure if the message board portion of umphreaks was a thing at this point, but march 2001 is logged on the wayback machine

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Did UM have a culty following early on?