It was funny when they were talking about it on the radio show too bc they were all saying “oh right… like theyre really going to be able to pick out this guy in a crowd and not let him in. Riiiiiiiight”
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Facial recognition is no joke. Pretty sure they can pick you up all throughout Chase plaza outside MSG. Assuming its the same in the area surrounding Sphere
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Are any of you like me where when something like this gets national notoriety a bunch of your non-wook friends text you this story 8 hours after you first saw it?
Yeah except it was my mother lol.
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Thankfully no, even my drug band friends haven’t shared it
Acid farts wins
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I would definitely eat it and then laugh at him
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#blessthefam
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Although smack like a Jake lick makes these sound pretty fucking weak. Not trying to just take a random drop- d shit in the middle of a beautiful day
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Grooviest people he says
So should I bring the Dino suit?
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That’s an automatic yes regardless
Is there a reality in which you don’t bring it?
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I mean…its been sitting in my back seat for a while. I probably wont take it out before i leave
fuck i should probably bring buddies dino suit too
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Omg, so I was planning on finally hitting up dinosaur ridge in Morrison. I need to take a pic infront of the signs with buddy and I in the Dino suits.
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Just pulled this from the Black Board
No way this is real…
At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn’t arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby’s head starts to crown and the medics still haven’t arrived.
This is where it gets crazy… It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately “muddified” by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling “welcome to the party bitch!” before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby’s face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!
The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster’d.
He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn’t make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.
The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid’s face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can’t let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid’s hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN!
there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid’s face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.
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