Jamband Cringe Thread

Not my hog not my farm

Great original song

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I knew there was a reason I liked you

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Would be dope for UMs to cover AAF’s version of this

Asking For Alien Ant Farm

Feel better @stringz, I like a hot bath.

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I wish. Only got a shower here at my new apt

What is this “self suck?”

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From another @NikoEstevan treasure.

https://the-bort.com/t/wookfest-2022-a-bort-cyoa-rpg/5680

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First time seeing this, legendary dedication

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It was a lot of fun.

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Anyone browsing through the Dash Bortman adventure can scroll to the last 3 posts to find the full compiled storyline.

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I’m currently 187 posts deep on this thread :exploding_head:

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Well, that was actually a pretty reasonable 100 posts to skim thru

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Ahh, I literally see now.

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Chefs kiss

Of course I open this thread 3hrs ago on my big work monitor and bam, bortguy suckin his own hog. Noped the fuck out and immediately exited out while looking over my shoulder to see if a coworker had seen

They did see and i just stared at them, slowly smiled and nodded.

I keed, i keed

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Seems reasonable and well thought out.

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