Goodness, “our hearts sank”.
#kbmg
I did it better
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Lmao y’all are reading way too into this. That’s an incredibly common phrase when talking about bad news
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Could’ve used plenty of different phrases that dont involve sinking. But sure. Glad you got a laugh
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Percussionist of Lotus and his son went kayaking without life jackets and haven’t been heard from since. Inclement weather, low temps, and the timing would lead folks to assume they’ve passed.
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I had to read it several times to even pick up on it.
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It’s only because it’s UM and yeah a lot of their social media is cringe. It’s a perfectly normal way to say it. Same with “a heavy heart.”
Glad the green board is drawing a line on morality and appropriate phrasing on line though 
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Would’ve worked way better.
Edit: nvm. Dont care
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I’ve been a wreck ever since my friend died in a car accident
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I am going to hell
Our hearts capsized like a kayak on a windy lake when we heard the news
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Lol that’s where my head went too
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I’ve been gutted since my sister was stabbed to death.
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It was a shock when I found out they were electrocuted
It was chilling to hear they passed due to hypothermia
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Our hearts our burning with sadness at the loss of our friend in a fire
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I’ve had a hole in my heart ever since my friend was shot in the chest
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I’ll go down with the rest of you. Disco biscuits start to play Above the Waves, “we’d like to dedicate this one to Chuck and Charley.”
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Summary
Charley*
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Life just doesnt get any better than this.
Also, y’all are awful.
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You really can never tell which direction any thread will go in here, you all are monsters and I love you for it.
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