Jamband Cringe Thread

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Dennis, I feel emotions everyday.

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Even the last iteration of the bort was policed as if it was an official forum of the band. Some of the shit we ponder here would not have been allowed previously.

As far as the enthusiasm goes. I think most borters will fall into a similar category as I do: shitpost and judge harshly but fairly when watching streams/looking at setlists, but has the most fun while actually at a show now. We just are too old to follow the band around the country now.

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Squeak!

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This is very true. It’s no coincidence Jwelsh isn’t a daily poster anymore

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Feel like he left completely lol

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We just gotta bring back those big titty goth girls to get Jwelsh back.

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When BMG movement went from just me shitposting to the entire borts mantra I think he gave up.

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It’s a damn shame too because he’s a very kind fellow. Never met him but he’s always nice and helps out whenever he can. I guess to echo, he just got tired of the hivemind mentality towards management. In no small way which were probably his bosses on some level so to keep some level of prosperity he took a step back if I had to take a guess. The collective “we” weren’t very kind either near the end of his daily posting; he’s a person, not a staples button, so it’s not like it’s completely random, spontaneous thing either.

Miss you, @jwelsh8

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yup.

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Minor Glory was pretty sweet tho

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kinda remembering that now. the more i think about it the more topics I recall getting John Taffer’d

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Respectively

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I’ve done some pretty wild stuff on this forum, but for the record, I’ve always been respectful to JWelsh.

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You? Posting wild shit? Never

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UM used to be silly and immature too! Hanging Brains music? That’s a nutsack joke. They put a pic of Mirro and Browning naked in the UM 10 video and showed it to 5k people at the Aragon.

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Cues up stasik in borat swimsuit

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Friendly, enthusiastic and loving umprheaks coming to -bort for the first time.

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Having kids ruined their sense of humor.

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They were were plenty silly and immature at Red Rocks.

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