All because I dont like Jake.
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And with his Third Commandment, God said to Moses, “Thou must love Jake,” and it was good. As a recognition of mankinds faith and suffering, God sent Sultan and Kris down to his lambs Earthly homes to jerk off in their bedrooms and cover their brows with the warm and holy semen of our their Heavenly shepherd. The Gospel of the Lord.
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where hot dog pics this thread fell off
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Thread has been busy I see. Some horribly excellent stuff.
Jake no longer pictured on Umphrey’s Nugs (desktop) homepage. Gone.
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Update?
He missed the 2/28 show as well.
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What update
I would assume he will be at the 2/29 show
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Fuck
Odd thing is tho his rig is completely still setup on stage. Like R2D2 and everything
That was my 1st Jakeless show, Bayliss is a guitar god and he was on 1 last night. I hope Jake returns at some point when he is healthy & able; either way, they still shred and it still scratches the itch. I’ll keep going as long as they keep playing no matter what incarnation of UM it is
“..& the band kept playin’ on”
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no one’s noticed, but Jake’s all packed and gone // was he ever there at all?
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ooo passion fruit tangerine booch i see you @Gary baby
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Does the pope shit in the woods?
Ohh hayyy 
The Safeway dinner wasn’t that good but the booch did the trick