Jake to miss 2/26 show

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Heard hes banging that Wine Not chick. Turns out shes got 3 kids.

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don’t be fucking stupid and post NSFW images in regular places, you fucking subhuman piece of shit

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Why?

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Great, now when I tell my boss about Jake missing the 2/26 show I can’t send them this thread

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Classic Gary

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Boobs

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In all seriousness I hope Jake doesn’t have something serious like cancer

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Wine not?

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That’s Gary all over

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shut up pairenn

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This got me so good lol

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This was a wild read at 0615. Gary gonna Gary.

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Full bush pic at 7:40AM, oof

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Seriously, can we not post NSFW images like that.

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@Gary spilled the bean

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@jwelsh8 will be back in no time

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At this point we might as well change this to the “full bush” thread and mark it NSFW.

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We could go ahead and finally make the whole bort private while we are at it. Its hard to keep up with which threads i can let myself be unhinged.

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Should just go to make a non public thread for our salacious juicy rumor content and make it a paid subscription, cuz why not.

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I would gleefully pay money to have my entire bort history scrubbed clean

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