Looks like UM took them down from their tour dates page. They were previously on there. Was thinking about the Portland show but decided against it
I saw that, but also checked venue websites after hearing he still played in SD last night.
Old news
The way that statement readsā¦ well, as much as I want to know whatās going on, best probably not to speculate. Clearly something is wrong in Jakeās world. Hereās hoping he finds a good path.
We all want to see him play again with UM. Cautiously optimistic that day is going to come sometime after the current month.
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exactly. if you want to speculate, come hang out with the degenerates like myself on phantasytour!
Well they kicked the coke head out of the band already. And Bayliss doesnt have a wife to bang anymore. I guess he could bang Stasiks wife, but I dont see him pulling that.
Sounds like Scotty got him hooked on those new Delta 9 vapes and galaxy gas. Zwangfirmād
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Bayliss got another divorce?
Huh?
Is he married?
Someone never watched a Wine Not during lockdown insanity
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Wait for itā¦
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Lol no idea what that means. But there it is then. Jakeās banging the Wine Not girl. Zwangfirmād
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As much as Iād love to get sad-sack Bayliss back writing songs, Iām pretty sure he and the Mrs. are still together.
Not for long after Jake bangs her all March while forehead is on ter
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This is the type of uninformed shit posting I like to see.
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as iām jacking off i hear what sounds like the bed squeaking in the room next to me so i get up to investigate and press my ear up against the wall. it IS the bed squeaking, and this couple is going to town. this is great. this is better than tv porn so i grab the tequila with my free hand.
Jake is really giving Mrs. Wine Not the business. her moaning gets louder and faster. they keep going and keep going. she is getting just pounded and iām really into it. moaning and squeaking. moaning and squeaking. this goes on for a while and iām loving it. Jake is my hero. i canāt believe he is lasting this long. when theyāre done iām going to go next door and shake his hand.
after what seemed like 30 or 40 minutes theyāre still going but iām exhausted and sit down in the chair to rest. i notice that iāve gotten baby oil all over the wall. the hotel is probably going to charge me for that. so as iām catching my breath i notice that theyāre starting to wind down in the next room. my breathing slows as they slow down and vice versa. suddenly i realize, Jake and Mrs. Wine Not arenāt having sex in the next room. the moaning was me. the squeaking was just my nose whistling
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Guess ill stay that way too. No one ever answered me if he was married or not. Just some bullshit about Wine Not and lockdown
was hilarious how it turned into a drunken shitshow (in a good way) towards the end. His wife bitching at him about not wanting to do some fun songs reminded me of the bort. Man covid was fun. Except everything happening in the real world.
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Married with 3 kids
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