forever kicking myself for not smoking crack with Willie Waldman out of a trumpet mouthpiece when I had the chance
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That’s the loop hole. You did drugs with them but you ain’t a fan so it’s ok.
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“Hey Kris wanna do some blow?”
“Uhhhh idk… are you an Umphrey’s fan?”
“Naw you guys suck”
“cool let’s party”
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“Sweet! Can I borrow your laptop?”
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There’s still time
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i mean this is my in to play with Jake at this point
the thing that bothers me the most about the trumpet mouthpiece story isn’t even the crack, it’s that that would completely ruin the mouthpiece and those things are expensive. how many extra mouthpieces does he have
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Joel is eyeballing Brendan next. Joel wants to be front & center. Lead piano & vocals turned up to 10. The other 3 waay behind him, turned up to 4, basically background noise.
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Joel wants to sing Divisions
Let Joel Sing!!! (Lead vocals)
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Coping with the fact that my favorite song will likely become a complete rarity, and also coping with the fact that my favorite song is about peeing on a pillow
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Joel, stage center, v-neck tee, standing up for extra emphasis, one hand twirling various knobs. Now that’s a band I would see.
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Tip of the hat to you for keeping it on the DL, despite your feelings on the band. Pretty solid.
Wow ya, 139 shows ago (1/23/25)
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thinking about synco randomly. I’m going to miss that one
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He deleted this tweet, for whatever that’s worth
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I bet they could pull it off, just have Joel sing Jake’s part. Or maybe even Scotty?
We’ve already seen them pull off Made to Measure just fine without Jake.
Joel is so terrible at singing lmao . Love him but no thanks
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Bayliss could hold it down as well. It’s just like Bob Weir singing all the Jerry songs all those years. It’ll be different but could work.
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