Home Improvement (Bort additions)

glad this thing aint skilled enough to take my prestigious job as dashbort janitor yet

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whatever you are going to say @flyfishmich, dont

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Doesn’t seem any smarter than @ChapGPT

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the UM bot!

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Congrats @UMFree

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The best thing about that story is that’s the last time I actually have smoked crack which is kind of wild considering the 2018 I had with an 11 month bender included and then the 2019 I had when my roommate in Eugene started kiting our utilities to fund his crack cocaine habit. Somehow we never hit the rock together during our co-habitation. I may or may not have smoked a foilee or three since 2017 but no crack for me in six plus years now. I wonder if this post will get any likes or it’s only regular substances people get credit for abstaining from here.

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Ask it who @ryanstasik really is!

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cant you ask yourself? Refresh your page and press the robot
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gpt3.5_bot’d

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Dammit

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Going to have to send @funktastic an invoice for the rent he should be paying for living in my head this morning. Probably should send @flyfishmich an invoice too for being a square and not a rhombus. “You got a dab dude?..You’d be a lot cooler if you did.”

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i had the forum bot write a BMG song

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Links to Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1) - #1967 by Whinergetsnothing which is a meme I made

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How do we know when the bot has crapped out? It’s been at “reply shortly” for a bit now on a dumb request of mine.

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@stringz and @root thank you very much for this. This might be the push I need to become a Patreon supporter again. I had been one originally when I first signed up, but then @sauce07 called me out on some questionable behavior from my part and I quit posting for like six months because I had a bipolar freak out to that and was just being stubborn so I unsubscribed and I never resubscribed because I’ve gotten laid off twice in the last year and a half and I thought my opinions and rants were enough of a contribution to this board for the time being.

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I asked it to tell me all the times @funktastic has been negative on this board and it’s still tallying them up.

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