Home Improvement (Bort additions)

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I feel like @funktastic getting ghosted by his tinder date at UM circa 2017 or whenever that story was.

Was all fuckin hot and bothered to fix some damn problems, now I’m considering doing my job and shit.

–__–

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hahahaha what the hell story is this

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Was that not you? Could of sworn someone told a story about buying a ticket from a borter unknowingly, and then getting ghosted by a tinder date during the show.

Idk. Regardless im uspet

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not me my friend. i’m banned from tinder :joy:

only borter i’ve ever bought a ticket off of was giza and max but i knew about it ahead of time.

edit: and also i’ve never been ghosted literally every girl begs to date me. i’ve been with a girl before, i swear.

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Now someone needs to go in the Wayback Machine and find this story!

I think it’s on this Bort somewhere. Unless I’m completely losing my mind and fabricated it all

All these issues are irrelevant tho, dark mode, FFM using chrome on an ancient iphone, the tinder date, etc. I need access to @gatroe’s iPhone, and I need it now

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha bro!!! yes!!! fucking biscuits DC and opsop!!! that girl was so tall.

i had completely forgotten about that night.

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I love how I have a better memory of your bad dates than you. Block that shit out amirite?!

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took these amazing pics of the monuments on my walk back to the hotel.



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lol classic

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On mobile today the post box takes up the entire page now. It used to take up maybe 60% so I could still see some posts on screen. Did I do something accidently? Or is anyone else experiencing this?

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Hi @Whinergetsnothing,

Thank you for your continued interest in The -Bort. Could you please specify your operating system and browser in which you are experiencing these problems?

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i think the likes are on the opposite side than they were a couple days ago. i could be going crazy though.

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Things are changing bro

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Android, brave

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Try some cache reset things maybe js is funky from the upgrade

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Chrome has the issue but only when keyboard is active. Goes back to normal when I drop keyboard off screen.

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Pic 1 looks like a White Castle

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