Couch Tour Thread

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Had no idea they were playing Burlington on this run. Man I’m outta touch

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What a bunch of nerds not doing the Thursday show. Everyone knows thursday is the couch touring Friday :roll_eyes:

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I can’t decide if I hate loving you or love hating you.

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I promise @WhoDatVols is the man. Super bro4lyfe

But I agree

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Remember when he was getting into the Uber out front of Aisle 5 at like 2:30 AM and popped all three of his balloons when he was one step into the car? Uber driver started to take off like he was getting shot at. He took the time to look at us in acknowledgment of what he’d done before getting into the vehicle. Love that kid!

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Wasn’t a big deal but it sure was comical.

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I think you missed the fact that oofsize was set to large.

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Hahahahahah

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I popped a balloon once. Immediate shame washed over me. Saw my showcount drop 2 phish shows instantly

Can’t imagine popping 3 in front of the homies.

But can confirm, @WhoDatVols is legit

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Memories a little hazy here but I remember the girl being like “don’t even worry about it we have a tank in our room”

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Yeah it’s all good because @WhoDatVols went back to a hotel room where he sucked down balloons while ladies sucked down

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And thanks bort bros y’all can handle me at my worse wait till you see my best (probably won’t)

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Being able to freeload 4 shows next week on nugs.net may cause me to buy less of these :slight_smile: Probably in for Saturday though.

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Hahaha @WhoDatVols is our special little soldier.

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I’ve popped so many balloons though. Think I’ve told this story here before, but wine not.

Was leaving a Panic show one time and bought as many as I could hold in my fingers. Walked out of the puddle of spunions and hit a big rip from one of the balloons. Med grade. I stumbled to my left and fell down in a pile of prickly bushes. Popped every single one.

Woke to my gf at the time standing over me yelling about what a POS I am. Luckily when I got back to my ride, there was some gas fam set up in front of the car. Bought 8 more for the ride home.

Moral of the story kids, is dont give your hard earned money to the mafia. They dont care about you.

Except the fam outside Aisle 5. They hooked it up. Amirite? @ass

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They weren’t too bad. Threw a couple of deals and freebies out.

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Yeah, fuck em all

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