Breaking Bland w/ Mary Welch Fox

It’s been a long wait but it’s finally here.

5 days and 9 hours til the premiere!

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Told the “wife” about this and she said “I don’t want my house to look like a Stasik.”

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Live, Love, Laugh it is then

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You telling me you don’t like to live, laugh, AND love?

Poser.

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Lets turn that Live, Laugh, Love into a Rage.Rest.Repeat. :nail_care:t2:

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That quote about the fish with a mohawk just makes me think the “big reveal” at the end of the home makeover is just that she turned your home into a Spencer’s Gifts. Meet Kyle, your new manager.

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The “wife” is cracking me up ranting about the paint job in this mud room. She said the accents look like the smeared shit of a mental patient, which is funny in a mud room.

This led to her story about a lady at a group home she managed who had to be supervised when pooping, otherwise she’d play with her shit.

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Mohawk’d :poop:

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I didn’t watch, was socializing with some neighbors. I’m sure there is some cool shit on the show, will watch later.

BB > The Wire

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I didnt make it past 5 min, but I was solo for the night and I’m addicted to Shark Tank

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A little upset I got too invested in the Mets to remember to watch this.

Any nip slips?

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Showed the “wife” this and she said “is that shit on the wall?” before she even read your post.

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Nope. A forced awkward scene with Stasik though.

Did he say something about rock and roll?

My exact words were “that was painfully staged, I’ve seen enough.”

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Was he wearing a Budweiser onesie?

I loved Stasik’s line.

“One time I met @ass backstage.”

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