What’s douchey about this? Happy he found someone new.
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Dating is now confirmed douchey in the year of our lord 2023
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Discussing the personal lives of the band is never the best look. I’m glad he found someone too though FWIW!
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#canceljake
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Go to a karaoke bar in Atlanta and “sing along”
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I wasn’t even offended earlier when I mistakenly thought they were dropping hard R’s in 40s
Nah… I’ll go to a Goose show if I don’t want to hurt fee fees.
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Are you schizo
This thread is as bad as last night’s second set
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I’ll engage if you could explain that a little more.
Bro you should have seen fadedvet on the last bort if you think this guy has a few screws loose…
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Korean veggies shouldn’t be controversial
Hello there y’all. I’m new to this new Bort.
Looks like a good time was had by all last night!
Fun thread… Carry on.
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Welcome!
A/S/L?
(Age/Showcount/Location)
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I’m probably older than most/ I actually didn’t know my show count/the deep South
What’s this news about a pedo dinosaur? Lol? This thread is nuts.
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If you ever see a piece of shit in a purple suit, walk away from the sexual predator
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Pretty sure I saw him at Sacred Rose during sts9 and I definitely saw him and a couple strung out looking chicks go by my crew at umbowl this year
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Imagine seeing 100 Umphrey’s shows after 2014 lol.
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Yeah I saw him set 1 at um. No purple tho
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