Very nice.
“Ex”- 205? 207 now?
“Ex ex”- 99
“Ex ex ex”- 40? 50?? No fucking clue. We broke up and he went back to Phish
I should probably stop dating UM dudes…. Another reason to get off the bort
Or at least stop fucking everyone on it

Yeah better question would be… what’s your bort fuck count?
Let’s not
Have seen more second-hand All Things Ninjas than most raptors could ever dream of
I think “wife” is at 94 shows, I’m at 80. I think I can beat him to 100
My wife’s show count is 1…
But it was right when we started dating and I knew if she was down for an UM show like 1 month in things were prob gonna go just fine. Here we are 6 years later.
One show and one holiday show. Soon to be 2
Probably higher than mine. Think im at 84. Shes probably over 100
-7 shows for my “wife”.
20-25, not sure the exact number
Damn. Negative shows? That’s enough to make SJB jealous
Think maybe 2. One night at red rocks, one in Vegas Brooklyn bowl. She’s totally fine with me having bro time when UM is in town.
She’ll be seeing her first set on Friday! Yes, she’s pretty much already decided one set will be sufficient.
I guess I’m lucky my “wife” likes the band enough to go see them. She doesn’t like all of their music, but has certainly grown to appreciate them.
But she also likes seeing OAR so what does that mean?
50-60ish maybe more she loves em as much as I do so that’s nice
134 now lol
Let’s hang’
