yall should be featured as the february couples Umphreaks of the month. mad love
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Pretty sure it’s 0 for both.
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4… there won’t be another.
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Plz?
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4 shows. Last one was 2015 I think. Wasn’t her thing and I had no interest in trying to force her into it. Just leaves more time for the snapfam
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you think you want it but I swear you don’t
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I haven’t even met Dave can you fuckin believe that
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The “wife” definitely had more fun at her first Biscuits show last summer than any of the UM shows she went to
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Sounds like a keeper
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51 through leap day show 2020
Around 30 now I think across 5 states. Her first show was #1999 in Madison.
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Those of us with high showcount “wives” should start a sUMpport group
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Whoa. My wife just counted hers today. 115.
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“Sometimes i wake up in the morning and i cant even get my tea and slippers without hearing the mind wrenching screeches of a pussy ass Haji encore. No one understands the hurt.”
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Thoughts & prayers
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The worst thing my ex ever did to me was have the Bill Graham poster with my name on it framed in our house. Had to bail at the 11th hour during an unstable 2012 while she was dating another Phreak at the time who celebrated his 100th that night. Every time I walked by that poster the FOMO would rear its ugly head and I’d think back on what might have been had I moved back to Detroit from Austin that year.
Her Panic show count was around 300 fwiw. Not sure if that’s cool or not; love me some Southern girls but now I’m with a fellow Midwestener like the boys intended for me!
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Shit I just realized my ex is over 200 shows now….
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Three shows at Holidaze last month. Freaking nOOb!
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I love that poster. Wish i still had mine.
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