I can’t believe I had to read that. Crying during Glory? GTFO.
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HOLY FUCK CRYING DURING A MASHUP IM DEAD LMFAOOOOO
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I also really like “Can’t miss a single minute of the boys again!” El-oh-fucking-el! I’ll miss every last minute of the boys in 2021 and not be sad at all.
Sent “The-Crooked-One” on Reddit a link to dash bort. Maybe we’ll get another good one…
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at a minimum there’s 3 piss break songs and bailing before 1 minute into the encore.
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Im not crying, youre crying!
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I love being an ass in r/umphreys
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GregRivers sucks at spelling and has awful taste in umphreys.
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We should invite him here and make him really cry.
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Wow and he’s a frequent poster at /r/ketamine. Who could have ever guessed that?!
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fyp
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all that medicinal ketamine therapy is getting him in touch with his emotions.
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Glory as a song is ruined for me anyways. Summercamp during the sunset Friday 1st set many years ago watched some wook chug champagne in 90+ degree heat with rolls and LSD floating in it. Glory started and I’m tripping really hard dude drops next to me and starts seizing and puking his brains out. Thought he was going to die and somehow snapped out of it and security pulled him out.
Thank god I told him to fuck off when he offered me a drink of that wook juice.
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5.31.13 glory is the only one that matters can i get a hell yeah @sociablehodor
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HELL YA
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But really that segment is sick AF and everyone should listen hell I’m doing it right now
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Hopefully they were crying because of how much they wished UM were playing a different song
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It’s not medicine
I went to Bonnaroo in 2014 and had a similar situation happen. Sitting at my campsite two guys approach me and proceed to tell me how they are in “dose wars” with each other. I can’t remember how many doses they said they put in a 1/5 of jack, but it was plenty enough.
About an hour later, I happen to catch them at slightly stoopid and about five minutes into the show one of the guys begins seizing while the other is puking his brains out. Both were rushed out there and still don’t know how it turned out for either of them.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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Hey @CrookedOne, are you the Redditor u/The-Crooked-One? If so, stop lurking and join us! This isn’t even an UM board, it’s a Biscuits board now!
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Unless you’re a horse, of course 
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