Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

My plan is get to Chicago sometime before showtime on the 25th, then hit up this cannabis conference for work:

Then hit Gary aka Save_The_Garys on the last Bort’s late night, sleep in a bit, maybe try to hit the second day of this conference, and to make my way over to Sacred Rose in time for Lotus, and then dip out of Chicago that Sunday and hopefully see Umphrey’s one more time that weekend somewhere else. Cough* @bluish cough any word on a Sunday show that weekend* cough.

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Anyone else think Andy Frasco is super lame?

All this social media banter with him is just cringe as hell.

I sorta hate this band now.

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yes

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It all comes back to Browning when you think about it. Lower booking fees for dudes like Andy Frasco means bigger paydays for the band which means more cheddar for the Browning empire!

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KBMG

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We out here fosho

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I kind of dig this shirt…

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Frasco probably richer than most UM members these days. Hes everywhere. Is involved in the entertainment world outside of music too. Well known in the comedy game. Did the score for a Judd Apatow movie/doc. His podcast was moved to YT now. List goes on.

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Well homie needs to update his act’s Wikipedia page cause his name isn’t even blue text at this point.

He did coke with snuckaskitchen in 2010. So he’s got that going for him.

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Also, since you said MOST UM members these days, what do we think is the net worth ranking of the boys?

  1. Stasik
  2. Joel
  3. Jaco
  4. Bayliss
  5. Myers
  6. Andy

Stasik has that family money it looks like, Joel’s got Venice Beach real estate, Jake’s got his own studio in the burgeoning town of NIles, Bayliss has Chicago real estate and three kids I think (the most of them?), Myers is hustling Kick the Cat shows but doesn’t have that MWFS connection, and Andy is paid less than everyone in the band (although didn’t Papa Farag finance a lot of the early days?)

Just talking out of my ass but what do we really think on this topic?

Farag gotta be top 3.

You dont see Farag asking for venmo unlike Bayliss and Joel.

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I think Kevin Browning gives them a very fair weekly allowance.

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But no kids brah. Do we think Bayliss is still paying alimony from his Anchor Drops riches that he had to part with in the first divorce?

Kris still could be dead last. Im sure Kick the Cat helps a little, but doesnt seem like they sell very many tickets? Still really want to see them.

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I’d rather see him bring back Audio Depth Device with Wyllys…

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Never seen this before. I saw him do something similiar with the laptop guy from Digital Tape Machine before a DTM show. Shit was sick as hell.

P.S., @OSUmBeaverPhreak mods are telling me to just PM you cause apparently im only responding to your posts.

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Dad?

@flyfishmich

KB’d

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