Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Fair enough. I honestly have no idea.

If he is sick, I apologize.

if he was sick they’d say he was sick. ā€œHealth and wellbeingā€ definitely sounds like something else

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Aw shit here we go again.jpeg

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what is he your friend or something?

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He’s addicted to Dr. Feelgood

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I hope Jake gets the love and support he needs for whatever he’s going through.

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Da fuq

Just in case anyone was wondering about the context of the current conversation.

Hoping the best for Jake, regardless of whatever we are speculating about.

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top options for Jake:

  1. Therapist helped him realize the toxic relationship he had with Sultan. He’s overwhelmed with guilt.

  2. He’s finally auditioning to be Steel Panther’s lead guitarist.

  3. He can’t stand Stasik for one more minute.

  4. He’s writing a sequel to Joel’s Book. The Realist’s Guide to Realizing We Weren’t That Successful.

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SUAR

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Umphreys group text:

Stasik: yoooooo bois I’m ready for the weekend. Guess what I’m bringing back?

Joel: what?

Stasik:
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Bayliss: lol

Myers: lol

Jake: fuck this y’all can play without me

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Great question, I have no idea. I was only a few months past turning 21 and in peak drinking shape back then. We may have missed a stop or two but I was a mess for sure.

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Yes, except no one actually posted the context, which is the statement from UM.

Other thread

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And he calls himself a mod

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So I’m supposed to DMOR, that makes more sense given I had already SUAR’d

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Even in prime drinking form, I think 13 shots in 1 hour would have taken me down for the count so kudos to you for that. Or not?

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Maybe it was shots of malibu and he’s conveniently leaving out those details

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I wish. It was Fireball….

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:face_vomiting:

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Which is only 16.5%

(Edit: 21% or 33% based on the version, after doing more research)

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