Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

give us the summary, it doesn’t have to be accurate just say something…

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

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I grew up with a “humility before honor” mentality. This guy is all about the opposite and that’s what bothers me the most about him.

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Sultan and Stasik were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

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That baby might be the biggest douche of the universe

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i think we go too hard on him here, but if you’re someone who is calling for attention it would be wise to hold some self awareness and not hit on underage girls at shows.

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daughter of crew member + underaged =

DOUBLE
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i don’t think it’s possible to go too hard on someone who is hitting on underage women. seems like the prime category to go hard on, specifically for that reason.

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men crossing lines with women is something I have very little tolerance for. I don’t want to spread a rumor that I can’t confirm is true cause I wasn’t there, but I also don’t want women to be in danger and maybe someone will say something to him if they see this.

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The real question is why would they give someone like that guest list passes.

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that’s fair (not being certain about a rumor) but whoever you were texting should have told him to fuck off and get a grip if that was the case. absolutely zero patience for that shit.

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The only crew member I could think of who’s daughter would be around 17 is Chris Mitchell. I hope he whips sultans ass if true

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To be honest, it was fun talking shit when I thought he was just a huge tool. If he’s a creeper like this than I’m just going to silently pray for his demise. Fuck talking about this loser

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It’s probably Pat’s daughter, she’s a pretty, young girl. Pat would 100% stomp a hole in Sultan’s ass without question. Mitchell’s daughter is older than that.

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Who is Pat?

Pat Davidson, he helps with some backstage stuff and merch booth with Sam. He’s not always on tour, older biker looking dude. He’s super nice.

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Great guy. Also looks like someone you wouldn’t want to mess with.

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you are

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