Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Similar to what the mods should be doing around here

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I agree

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I think he got mad at the posts in this thread. Last reply to the post was the Stasik one a few posts up

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So it turns out paying thousands of dollars to make fake ā€œfriendsā€ and then spam the internet with self indulgence isnt the sure fire way to drown in an ocean of pussy like he planned?

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the bassist and crew memebers also join in on ripping on him was probably not how he saw this going.

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I dunno man. He’s super close with the whole band and crew. Honorary 7th member. That’s just how they joke around. Amirite @jwelsh8?

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I really wish @jwelsh8 would spill the beans on what the band thinks of The Sultan. It won’t happen but I can dream.

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Maybe he’s committing his life to following Twiddle now? :grin:

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KB loves him and his trust fund

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I think it’s because VfJ just started enforcing a strict dress code.

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How fuckin unoriginal is trying to buy a personality and it’s just a guitar.

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Oh dang missed some good sultan content watching the sopranos. Can’t wait for him to be back in 2.7 days.

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Maybe UM will cover Sultans of Swing as a dedication to him? :thinking:

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is this sultan leaving a raging bull?

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They’re going to smash all their instruments on stage and beg him to come back with offerings for him to do nose drugs from. After playing soultan of swing

If we can connect all the dots to Sultan being the metaphor for the new album, then I will rejoin v4j.

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My goodness this content practically writes itself.

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I think he’s shaking in his Nike skateshoes with two different colored socks and def not standing tall

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I’m about to stand tall and leave a raging bull all over this thread

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