Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Jake Fucking Cinninger?

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Hell yeah brother! I’ll snort shorty blow with a dollar bill that’s definitely been up some whore’s @ass to that br0ther!!

More unattended flames in the forrest, please!

Yeah for fucks sakes that wook couldn’t even get a $20 out for his ā€œcommunityā€ lines.

The little cardboard sign says ā€œDon’t Blow Outā€ lol

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I’d blow it out and take it to a trash can

Don’t need dipshits accidentally Woodstock 99’ing a fest

Boy these pretzels are making me thirsty.

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Best thing about Joel is he’ll probably reply

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Didn’t Kris grow up on a country club? Not shocking at all lol

In case anyone was interested:

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Yeesh. Fast forwarded through most of that, couldn’t make it through half of it

Same here, that was some of the worst shit I’ve ever heard from any ā€œartistā€. For fucks sakes he was drinking, changing guitars, and tuning for the first couple minutes of that song. Very professional band not sure who’s studio they jerked off in to get on this festival line up?

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Does jake’s candle make an appearance during this set?

The waving and pointing to people he knew in the crowd is such a loser ass thing to do. Act like you belong there dude

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Wow that’s pretty bad. Dude has to change guitar straps when changing guitars? Lmao what a fucking wook. No reason to change guitars here besides it being Jake’s guitar either

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Im not. Thanks though

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Pressing that play button has be pretty tempting.

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The least you guys could do is leave a comment about how big of a douche the guitar player is at the YouTube page.

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Blowing a kiss to someone mid song = thinking national

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I’m so amazed by this video. He just really shouldn’t be soloing at all. It hurts the inner UM douche inside me to hear so many bad notes played on Jake’s guitar

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