Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Maybe he’ll come and manage the bort?

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Lmao this is really funny to me

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I give him 3 days until he needs to be validated again

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This is the closest I’ve been to feeling bad for him, but I’m sure he’s used to throwing his entire personality at something hoping to make friends from a mutual niche interest before making them all not like him with his personality.

Probably like the 5th time by now.

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Hopefully he took some acid, realized how bullshit his whole schtik was, and had an ego death

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I mean…when you blast a group of 7,000 fans of a band with your own personal shit daily, people are going to poke fun. That’s why the Bort rocks. Except take 7,000 fans and change it to 30 fat losers.

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31 actually if you count @chickenhatguy

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Fyp

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All my friends

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How much management does V4J require?

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Are there really 7,000 raptors?

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They should all donate a dollar a month to the bort

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Same lol, which is fine. But you have to be not annoying to actually end up with some friends out of a niche interest

I still don’t even know what the Bort mods do here except ban my IP address and not allow Mags to make an account. EB is still here and no one likes his ass #freeMags

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Fire the @moderators

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I’ve flagged a bunch of his posts even tho like everyone else I have him on mute. Fuck that guy

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Shut up. Mute mags.

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I don’t know what we’ll talk about in this thread anymore.

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Seriously. The bort just lost 35% of its content (he’ll be back in 3 days)

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Maybe sultan will crash on Barber’s couch next

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